A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...