Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...