Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...