Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
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Doctor! Doctor!
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Have a Drink
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* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....