More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.