What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...