George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...