British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)