Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...