Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Write your code in C
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The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...