If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...