Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...