Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...