Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....