Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...