A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...