The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...