A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...