Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...