headmasters and bullfrogs
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Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
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Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Great Pick Up Lines!
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The Real Cinderella Story
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Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
How To Get A Man To Leave
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Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...