No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...