Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...