Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...