Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...