Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...