Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...