Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...