You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...