Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...