Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!