A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...