Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...