Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...