New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...