An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...