The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...