Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...