Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...