Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
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The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Bug flew into a barn
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I want to appeal a case
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Crocodile is longer
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Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...