Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!