The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.