Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...