Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...