spitting in the vase
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snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...