LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...