A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
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Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
lawyer and a mosquito
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