Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...