Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...