What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...