What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...