New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.